wowie if you knew the name of my alter ego you’d find some pretty crazy stuff on the internet …………………..
(Source: male-tears, via loveyourchaos)
if you wanna talk about a bad investment, yahoo seriously wants to spend 1.1 billion dollars on fandoms
(via drarna)
Drunk girl leaves an entertaining voicemail for a guy she just met
> Ryan wears tiny clothes apparently.
> I’d fax her back.
> This girls a catch! She’s got TWO jobs!!
> The best part is that the guy who received this voice-mail didn’t even go out that night according to the youtube info. Ryan gave the girl a wrong number.
> Did she work at eBay or Jamba Juice?
> “I get indigestion sometimes too” Lost it.
> I bet shes a hoot to drink with.
> Has two jobs, made the first move, can almost spell…how is this girl single.
(Source: youtube.com, via hi-polymer)
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
(via themarilives)
(Source: frogber, via flippperling)
"When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a heck of a person."
(Source: cordura, via fallinginlovewithelephants)
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
(via beyonceforpresident)
it’s weird how body parts are considered sacred and secret when you can just take someone’s clothes off and see them, whereas someone’s personality or sense of humour or opinions and mind are all literally invisible, like there’s no way to see what someone’s mind is like without their consent. why don’t we glorify minds more than bodies, aren’t they more sacred and special?
ugh you make me feel alll poetic and shit
(Source: thosebrighteyess, via expresses)
(Source: tourdeforcee106, via priestswhore)
Douglas Fir Forest, Cascade-Siskiyou National Monument. From the project Cascade-Siskiyou.org #photography #conservation #forest
(via dendroica)
